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July 34, 2104 by Jonathan L

Dear Diary (Ultra Apple E-note Plus v. 3905.71.65.38),   Hey Diary! It’s Bob!   Today was a typical day.   After a system update while I was in my sleep, I woke up to the typical morning grogginess, but after putting on my iSuit Plus v. 49243.65.24.19, I pressed my “Energize Button” and after a […]

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Ode to Chipotle by Jonathan L

Ode to Chipotle The delicious Mexican food, That is probably not even Mexican But who cares? It’s delicious!   Ode to Chipotle The delicious burritos, The crispy tacos, The amazing bowls, And healthy salads   Ode to Chipotle And the black beans That makes me fart And tastes so good Especially in salads   Ode […]

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Moving to Beijing by Jonathan L

     In case you don’t know, this year is my first year in Beijing, and first time living in China since I was a baby. This means that the Chinese lifestyle is new to me. This story is a story about how I adapted to China. __________________________________________________________________         I slowly closed the door behind […]

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Why Not? by Jonathan L

Why Not?”   “Albert, don’t do it!”   “Why not?”   “Just DON’T DO IT!”   “Why not?”   “You will kill yourself, again!”   “No I won’t.”   I groaned. He was going to attempt to pull an “awesome” stunt again. Last time, it was riding a bicycle with the hands on the pedals […]

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