Satirical Writing Practice: IB

The IB Course has a base that is easy and relaxing for its candidates, and the majority of the classes are not challenging for students to cope with. The course is certain to sustain students futures and prepare them financially for college. 

The course itself is easy and fun. We should encourage more students to join the big IB family. The purpose of IB is to prepare students for college learning, and some students even say that they learned so much in IB, they didn’t even learn anything in college.
IB is a very relaxing course, for example: writing the 4000 words EE is easy; writing the TOK essay and preparing for the TOK presentation is barely time-consuming, leaving lots of time for students to relax outside of class. No worries, IB is a very simple course to take that ensures 100% guaranteed success. 
A course in IB called SL Sleep Lessons in which you learn how to sleep properly and get enough sleep to start the day off. Students often compete with each other about who slept the most and who hasn’t. This course has been so competitive, there’s even a competition for just sleeping is SL classes! 

Almost Home (The Odyssey Transformation)

We were so close to home. We could see it. And what was I doing? I was so relieved and exhausted that I decided to take a nap. I can’t believe what happened. At that point, I had completely disregarded telling my crew about the bag, and I assume, thinking that the bag was full of silver and gold from Aeolus, my men opened the bag letting out all the wind out at once, blasting us all the way back to Aeolus. I just had no words to process it. Finally, after so long of drifting across the sea, wondering if my wife and son were doing well on their own, I had almost arrived home to be able to actually see them and hold them in my arms. I don’t really want to think about it much longer.

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On Our Way Back From Troy… (The Odyssey Transformation)

Hey! I’m back. It’s been way too long since I’ve last posted, and let me tell you, it has not been a good time. I thought we were going to have a quick trip to Troy then we would sail back home. But I guess the gods just weren’t into that. Just a heads up, we did not plan to go to most of the places that we went to on this trip and to be honest, some of the places were a bit sketchy.

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Memoir – Silence

The following is a short personal narrative piece about meeting one of my best friends I met all the way back in elementary school. The narrative mostly focuses on the me as a person just trying to start a conversation with him.

Silence

An orange t-shirt, brown around the edges. That’s really all I remember he wore. I picture him with thick eyebrows, cause he was always so serious. Very thin, and deceptively fragile. I was always amazed by how quick he was. He usually didn’t say too much, but everybody liked him.

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