The Time My Geese Chased Me
“AHHH! Oh my god! I hate you guys!” I screamed as I ran for my life! My cousin was laughing her head off while my brother was recording me! Nobody had noticed my mom creeping up and watching me, evil like!
Now let me tell you how this incident happened. My cousin, my brother and I wanted to do something adventurous, stupid and exciting. So, we went to our uncle and asked him to buy a goose for us! It took time convincing him, but he finally got convinced! Yay!
The very next day he bought us not one but two geese! We were very happy, but my mom was mad at her brother for buying geese and wasting money on stupid stuff that we didn’t need! He didn’t care as long as we were happy!
My mom told us to finish our homework only then we could play with the geese. But who would want to do homework when there are geese to play with? So, when my mom went to bed, we snuck downstairs making sure no one saw us. We made it! Now, we were going to assign jobs for some reason! My cousin and my brother had the job of bringing food from the kitchen so we could feed it to the geese. I had the job of taking the geese out of the cage since it was shy and wouldn’t budge! That was really hard! Just then my brother did the stupidest thing, he threw cabbage at the geese! I did not know that until I turned around! I was just relaxing in the chair after all the hard work that I did! I started to wonder where all that quacking sound came from and when I turned around that’s when I knew! What I saw surprised me! The geese were aiming for me! I should have known that since I could hear laughter from somewhere behind me!
My cousin and my brother were frantically, while laughing were running away! They ditched me! Thanks to my clever mind I started to walk but when I saw that the geese were coming faster, I started to jog then the geese was on its full speed and when I saw that I also started sprinting! Suddenly I stopped. I couldn’t run fast enough because of I was wearing flip- flops! It had also rained two hours ago! I did the first thing the that came to my mind, I took off my flip-flops and started sprinting again! Just then my cousin came out and when he saw me running, he took it as a surprise! Probably because normally, I was lazy, and I had nothing better to do than pranking people!
I finally reached my house and closed the door. Honestly, I have to admit watching myself run in the video was pretty funny! Now, I regret coming up with the idea of buying geese. But you know what it was worth it after all!
Moral: Never ask your uncle to buy geese unless you want to be chased with one!