By Alyssa A


Ian’s stomach growled of hunger. He looked around the dark cave hopelessly. It’s no use. There’s no way you can find food in here without light, he thought to himself.

He’s trapped inside the cave ‘cause a huge mountain bear blocked the entrance, which led him to be stuck in there for a long time.

He blindly touched the ground, searching for a stick to build a fire. Finally, he got it, and built it.

He could now see the interior of the cave. Rocks, piled up at the side and bats hanging up from the roof of the cave, upside down. But still, there’s no food in here.

After about 5 hours of starvation and boredom, he went to check on the bear. It lay near the entrance, in deep slumber. Yes, I can finally leave this place. He crept quietly to the side of the bear and left.

Soon, after he was far away from the bear and the cave, he let out the breath that he was holding from the start.

Christmas Gifts

By Ken Z


One day, I was playing with my friends. The names of’em were Thomas, Luca, John, Jack. Those people were very good to hang out with. We started to play tag. It is enjoying to mess around with them too. Once, they said Ken is a good pranker. Also, during Christmas, the present that they got from me, they were smelly. These were what I got for’em-

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There Once Were 70 Computers

By David L

There once were a lot computers. They are called: la, lala, lalala, lalalala, lalalalala, lalalalalala, lalalalalalala, did, said, me, who, like, yeah, maybe, hi, hello, past, tense, snow, board, bi, baby, babies, what, the, heck, of, the, call, I, don’t, know, but, if, you, it, then, shot, shots, david, william, lele, labe, galy, snout, beard, whoa, dount, fat, not, zoro, monkey, do, luffy, nami, chopper, usopp, cp9, cp8, cp7, cp6, cp5, cp4, cp3, cp2, cp1, xp10, xp9, xp8, xp7, xp6, xp5, xp4, xp3, xp2, xp1, king, queen, slave, peanut, butter, tough, touch, grind, bmx, or. Those are happy been used again.

Jared’s Truth/Lie

By Jared M

Little Jared Murphy sat on the inflatable throne. He was at a place called “pump it up”. He was only a small child then. It was his birthday party, but it also was the party of several other children. Only with all of the moms of those kids could a party for so many happen. Anyway, Jared sat on the throne. One of the kids came up to him. “I want to sit on the throne,” the child said amidst the noise of the party.

Jared considered this. He recalled that this was not the boy’s party. Thus, he had no right to have a turn on the birthday throne. “No,” Jared replied.

The other boy whined. “But that’s not fair,” the boy complained.

Jared responded with a phrase that his wise parents had imprinted in his mind, a phrase that had guided him all his short life: “Life’s not fair. Get over it.”

The boy was astounded. Jared’s mother began to laugh. Jared smiled, leaned back, and enjoyed his bouncy seat of power.



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What My Cat Probably Thinks Of Me

By Jared M

Ah. The stupid is coming. What an ugly creature. Eh. At least it does my bidding. It is a fine slave. If I speak, the gorilla-pig thing lumbers over to me.  “Hiyyyy ckitee. Blaaaarrrrgggg.” The thing’s disgusting snout quivers as it babbles nonsense. I begin to direct my commands into the strange hearing disks that adorn its lumpy head. It ignores, reaching its long, clawless paws down to stroke me. As it stomps off, I see the small punching bags it calls toes begin to wiggle. I leap forth, swatting at it. As it turns its head to gaze upon my beauty, its thick, overly long head-fur dangles. I declare that my food has run out because of its incompetence. It begins to emit a strange sound. “You Maek mee laff, keetee.” What does that even mean?! The stupid creature stumbles off, making the stupid sound as goes. Its lack of a tail makes it look all the stupider. As my momma says, the only reason those ridiculous abominations of nature were put on the earth was to feed us and cater to our needs. They are your slaves for life. Enjoy it. My momma was very smart. But if that thing tries to scratch under my chin one more time, its lifelong career will end sooner than it thinks…