The Failed Holidays

By Billy R

As his plane touched down on the runway, he could not believe that his vacation to the North Pole was about to begin.

Stevie Claus was a ninth grader who had just arrived in the north pole by plane. His dad’s name was Santi Claus, as short for Santiago Claus. Everyone thought that his dad was actually Santa, but he kept telling them that he was not. Stevie was not a hundred percent sure though. He was old enough to know that Santa Claus did not exist, and all the presents were from his parents. If Santa were his father, it would be a whole different story… Stevie was not sure that Santa was fake. He thought he would never find out.

As he felt the plane touch the runway, he was exited that he had holidays, and that he might of meet the actual Santa. He didn’t know. As the plane doors opened, and they attached stairs on the doors, he was the first to come out.

Of course he is not alone. He is just a ninth grader. He was here with his family. He had a little sister, called Lucie. He had a dad, and a mom.

The family walked down the stairs, and into a van that took them to the airport building. Lucie was always nagging her mom, because she couldn’t wait to arrive at the hotel. She wanted to see everything, and she was right, because looking at the window, it was majestic.

Stevie looked at his phone. It was about 1:00pm, with an overcast weather. It was beautiful. The family was all wearing mittens and snow jackets.

As they arrived at the building, they went straight to the suitcase picking up place, and got their suitcases. After that, they went to the car rental place, and got a nice sedan. When they arrived at the hotel, they all took a large nap.

While Stevie’s family was fast asleep, he was looking out the window. He heard a knock on the door, and went to answer it.
It was not what he expected….

It was a large man with Machete. (A big knife)
He was screaming a language like Russian. Then ‘suddenly’ a man dressed like Santa, came and took him down. And all of this in front of a camera!
How crazy is that?!

He did the only thing he could do in this situation, close the door, and wake up his parents.
After about 2 hours, the police was here, and everything was settled. Stevie was not so sure about this vacation after all…

The time was about 3:20 pm. The family was wide-awake, and ready for some snow fun. Stevie had homework over the holidays, but he could sneak out on the first day.

Stevie’s mom pondered if they could go out and have Lunch at this amazing Restaurant at the top of the hill. She said that it is snow every time, there is beautiful view, and you could see people skiing; it was just beautiful.

Stevie had heard about that restaurant. Although, he was not so sure. It was the name that bothered him. The restaurant was called LIVE, but if you turned the billboard upside down, it says EVIL. He was thrilled to go, because he would look around to find a secret door to their EVIL headquarters. (If they existed). He was just curious.

Lucie was eager to go. She wouldn’t stop moaning and asking if we were there yet. Their mom would always say, “Almost there sweetheart”, and Stevie, would always take a deep breath.

Santiago, their dad, was working part-time at this apple store, and he didn’t have a lot of self-confidence. Their dad, although had won the Olympics a gold medal, with a staggering speed of 12.37 seconds on 25 meter freestyle swimming.

Amazing. His dad was always a good swimmer, but did not put much effort in it, because he preferred robotics and technology.

As the family drove towards the restaurant, they noticed something. It was 2 skis sticking out with boots out of the snow. In the corner of the slope. It was really weird, and too high for the family to stop and reach, so they just let it go. It was also better for their safety.

As they arrived at the restaurant, Stevie dropped his jaws. It was much better then he expected it, but you don’t judge someone from the outside, it still might be evil. As the family sat down, he just told them what he wanted, and said that he needed to use the bathroom. He wad snuck his thermal scope with him that he got for a birthday. It shows anything alive in orange, and the rest was all black. He pointed it to the wall, and could see people moving through the wall! OK! Now this was a matter of “live, or die!”

That gave him the creeps, and he could not stop thinking about it. He couldn’t sleep at night, and he couldn’t wait to sneak in tomorrow, and investigate more.

The next morning, Stevie was curious about how he could go inside the restaurant, and sneak into the bathroom. The only problem was that he had to find a way to enter the wall.  He needed tools to dig in the wall, but at this time of year, in any type of store, the prices are high.

All this changed his mind when he heard that their holidays were over, because they had to go back to the US for an emergency. The shop that Stevie’s mom owned got burned down. They had to go back with the police, to solve the case so they could find who did it, and pay for the damages nearby, if the thief was never caught.

And so they did, so that put an end to their holiday.

Time Machine Fail

By Billy R
“And I’m finally awake!”
“Mr. Konnan, I wouldn’t be so exited. Last year your finances have been huge.”
“Hello?, Who is that?”
“It’s Bethanny, Your finance accountant.”
“I’m one hundred precent sure that I don’t remember you.”
“Of course you do not!, You were inserted in the time machine about 43, 900 ago!”
“Oh my god, I can’t belive it!”
“What sir ?”
“I’ve escaped from the lunatic with the chainsaw that always came in my house!”
“Oh, you mean Gurtling sir?”
“Oh yes! That was his name”
“Gurtling sir, frose also, he said that he wanted to freeze with you, so he could give you a rough time, here in the future though we do not alow chainsaws.”
Mr. Konnan was speechless.
“Sir before you burst out, we would like to give you a treat.”
“Right now, in a hospital? Drop me off to my desk and finish your work. Then I might accept the treat.”
“I’m sorry sir, our computer company, it is exploded”
Mr. Konnan could not belive it.
“Take me to my house, take me to my family!”
Mr. Konnan screamed
“Sir I storngly advice you to stay calm, your family is dead, and your house is burnt down, you have nothing left exept me.”
“Well, what year is it?”
“It is october 29th 45,914, sir.”
“Oh my god, for how long was I frozen?”
“For 43,900 years, sir. I’ve already told you.”
“Okay, where will I live?”
Bethanny is on the phone.
“Hello, Bethanny? Are you there?”
“Yes sir, I’m still here. I’m talking to the phone.”
“I’m hungry, get me food!”
“Ok sir”
“Tell me, what was the surprise-treat you wanted to show me?”
No answer.
“Where will I live??”
“Hello Bethanny?”
Mr. Konnan un-tied himself from the bed he was held in.
Ok, where do I go now? Mr. Konnan thought.
Mr. Konnan looked for the robot that he was talking to 5 minuts ago.
He started walking in this building that he woke up in. The building had everything! Mr. Konnan looked around. He found the apple store which was launching the new iphone 43,905. He went in and looked at the phone. The phone could trnsform into a car a house, a fridge and even a toilet!
Mr Konnan was busy looking at the phone, he played FIFA 45,914 with Messi’s grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand  grand  grand  grand  grand  grand grand  grand  grand  grand  grand  grand and this is going to take a long time so, his 45,904th grand child. Playing for Barcelona. He was busy playing with Messi the 45,904th, when Bethanny came and tapped his shoulders. He turned around and bumbed his head, onto Bethanny. Her metal forehead made his nose bleed.
“Oh I am so sorry Mr. Konnan.”
Gurtling walked into the room holding a chainsaw, and before you knew it there was a broken chainsaw on the ground and Gurtling partially dead with a trail of blood following him. He walked out of the store handcuffed, literally HANDCUFFED. Mr. Konnan walked back to the room that he woke up in, and in less then 2 minutes he was back in 2014.

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

The Football Frenzy

By. Billy R

I don’t mean to brag but I happen to be Densel Robinsons final award-winning and lucky helmet.My color is blue and my friend Densel Robinson happens to be the best football player in the worlds universe right now.Football is my favourite sport also.He loves me more than anything and since I’ve been stuck on his head he hasn’t lost any matches with his team. The Boston Barells.The Boston barrels have been the best team this season and it’s running over.The last game of the season is not really far away and we have to win this if we want to take the trophy home for the 14th time.The barells love winning and then celebrating.Here in the U.S., the people that find out that someone won the go nuts.The team that will win becomes very famous and we have achieved that, 13 times.We want to go for a fourth but it’s hard the players are getting old and so is Densel. Densel said he will continue at least three years more. If and when he does I might become useless that’s one of the only things I’m afraid of.

I keep thinking about this problem and sometimes I think that no this can’t happen because I’m his lucky helmet, but some other times I think that he will throw me away and buy a new one when I become old.

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The Pig Tale

By Billy R

“Pig was just sitting there reading his book at break. His book was about a little pig that had just been kicked out from his family when he was 3 years old. After about a year, he found himself an adoption center which he stayed there for about 2 years. Pig was absorbed deeply in that book until a pig from his grade came and tapped him. He asked if Pig wanted to play soccer but Pig nodded no. Pig continued reading his book. Pigg took Pigs book and set it on fire. Pig couldn’t believe it! He fell down sobbing. The schools principal came and picked Pigg up and pulled from his ear to his office. The flaming book touched a tiny tall grass and within seconds the entire soccer field was on fire. After about 30 seconds the fire station came and took the fire off. The fire came up again straight away and burned the entire place. Everyone survived. Pigg came out and kicked Pig’s bum. He murmured, “You dirt nugget!” and he walked to the PIG police station.
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Densel Robinson’s Helmet

By Billy R

THE FOOTBALL FRENZY

I don’t mean to brag but I happen to be Densel Robinson’s final award-winning and lucky helmet. My color is blue and my friend Densel Robinson happens to be the best football player in the worlds universe right now. Football is my favourite sport also. He loves me more than anything and since I’ve been stuck on his head he hasn’t lost any matches with his team. The Boston Barells.The Boston barrels have been the best team this season and it’s running over.The last game of the season is not really far away and we have to win this if we want to take the trophy home for the 14th time.The barells love winning and then celebrating. Here in the U.S., the people that find out that someone won the go nuts.The team that will win becomes very famous and we have achieved that, 13 times.We want to go for a fourth but it’s hard the players are getting old and so is Densel. Densel said he will continue at least three years more. If and when he does I might become useless that’s one of the only things I’m afraid of.

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